It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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