Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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