we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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