awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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