She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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