sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This is my gift to your gina
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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