belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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