glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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