bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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