What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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