i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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