I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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