you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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