What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
