Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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