I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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