I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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