i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
