id be glad to
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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