if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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