I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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