There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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