whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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