if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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