THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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