Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My bed smells like the plague
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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