I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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