he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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