I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am spending my child support on dildos
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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