didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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