oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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