it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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