Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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