Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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