What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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