I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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