i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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