I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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