some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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