oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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