Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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