i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i drank out of a bidet.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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