In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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