We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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