my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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