This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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