Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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