im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we're making bets on your personal life
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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