Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize