did you get engaged???
She announced her abortion via fbk
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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