I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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