I love black thongs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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