PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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