don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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