No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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