I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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