i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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