mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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